nicolettesamess asked: Not even remotely a question; just love... *loves!!!!!* <3
Partying on New Year's Eve?
Don’t drink and drive-and don’t ride with anybody who does. Tipsy Tow offered by AAA: you don’t have to be a AAA member, from 6pm-6am on New Years Eve/day, they will take your drunk self and your car home for FREE. Save this number… 1-800-222-4357. Please reblog this if you don’t mind.
My back is killing me...
and I really want to take a hot shower. But, it will make me want to go to sleep and I’m trying to stay up to get my sleep schedule back on track. Damn you, First World Problems!!!
I apologize now...
for the amount of It Crowd stuff about to flood your dashboard.
I love that at age 27...
My Mom still feels the need to tell me how to properly wipe my ass after taking a dump.
To the celebs w/ "acne" in the Proactive...
2ndart asked: Hey I like things and stuff, do you like things and stuff too?
seanvanderzee asked: I really like your Oldie But Goodie Vol. 5. Do you have more images from that shoot?
I just can't help it.
This is why I can’t listen to most rap music. I spend more time nit picking the grammar, instead of actually listening to the song.
I am not ashamed...
that I bribe myself with treats to take my pills. They taste like infected ass and they aren’t the huge things I typically prefer to swallow.
That awkward moment...
when you realize that you only dated your ex because he looks like Rivers Cuomo.
Have you ever had one of those dreams...
Where all you want to do is masturbate, but everyone and your/their mom decides to come by? I’ve never wanted to punch a child in the face so hard in my life.
I wish you were here...
Watching American Psycho at 5am, instead of sleeping, is just not the same without you.
liamlynchphotographer asked: The day I define my life by how much more pussy Jordan Catalano gets (I had to Google that) is the day I deserve just that... nothing against ladies drooling on him, just that having met him, its sad to realise that it's their loss as well as his gain.., he's a bit of a douche. ALL that aside, you gotta admit... that haircut looked WAY better on Miss Jett ;)
As far as best friends go...
I think I could do better. It sucks when total strangers are more concerned about you than your supposed best friend. My Mom was right, you find your true friends when you go through your toughest times.